Wear skinny jeans. American apparel is the place to be.
Flannel is now a sign of youth. Relive your childhood: have a
superhero backpack. Tease your hair, and your men.
Take the same photo of yourself from 90 different angles.
Post on myspace...and facebook...Text a tweet! That's tight,
but that's gay. Get crunk, or be retarded. Phones should slide,
but a QWERTY flip is OK. Bring back the 80's, then wonder why
"your parents hate you." Text in class. In the hallway. On the bus.
In the bathroom. While sleeping! Thin is in. And so are you!
Love everyone. Peace without pot. Like, oh my God!
Cliques are bad, cliches okay. Fake a smile. Be yourself.
It's so cool when you are. But to fit in, be everyone else.

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